Melody – “When Jonny Comes Marching Home”
I placed my hand upon her toe, yo ho, yo ho
I placed my hand upon her toe, yo ho, yo ho
I placed my hand upon her toe
She said, “God damn it, you’re way too low!”
“Get it in, get it out, quit fucking about!”
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
I placed my hand upon her knee…
She said, “God damn it, quit teasing me!”
I placed my hand upon her thigh…
She said, “God damn it, you’re way too shy!”
I placed my hand upon her tit…
She said, “God damn it, you’re squeezing it!”
I placed my dick into her mouth…
She said, “Mmrphhh mmrfrm fmmrrf mrphhh mmrfrm fmmrrf!”
I placed my hand upon her twat…
She said, “God damn it, that hits the spot!”
Well now she’s gone but not forgot…
So we dug her up and FUCKED THE ROT!
Note: When the last line about “Now she’s gone but not forgot” starts, I always take a knee and remove any headgear, and the verse is sung in a slow and somber fashion until the last line about fucking the rot, which should be very animated. Also, some kennels follow with another verse, which I’ve listed below, but that isn’t how I learned it.
We dig her up every now and then…
We fucked her once, we’ll fuck her again!