Melody – “Dixie”
I stuck my finger in the woodpecker’s hole
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul
Take it out, take it out, take it out, REMOVE IT
Put it back, put it back, put it back, REPLACE IT
Turn it around, turn it around, turn it around, REVOLVE IT
Turn it back, turn it back, turn it back, REVERSE IT
In and out, in and out, in and out, RECIPROCATE IT
Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down, RETARD IT
Once again, once again, once again, REPEAT IT
Leave it in, leave it in, leave it in, RELEASE IT
Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out, RETRIEVE IT
Give it a whiff, give it a whiff, give it a whiff, REVOLTING