Walking down Canal Street
Knocking on every door
God damn, son of a bitch
I couldn’t find a whore!
Finally found a whore
She was tall and thin
God damn, son of a bitch
I couldn’t get it in!
Finally got it in
Wiggled it all about
God damn, son of a bitch
I couldn’t get it out!
Finally got it out
It was covered all in sores
God damn, son of a bitch
Don’t fuck Canal Street whores!