Melody – “La Marseillaise”
The Frenchmen went to the lavatory
To have a jolly good shit *bloop bloop*
He took his coat and trousers off
So that he could revel in it *bloop bloop*
But when he reached for the paper
He found that someone had been there before
“Ou est le papier?
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, je fais manure
Ou est le papier?”