Melody – “Hava Nagila”
Oh would — you like — a finger in your ear
Or would — you like — a finger in your rear
No sir, not fucking likely
Not fucking likely
Don’t fucking think so, so drink it down, down, down…
Note: the first part of this song is chanted, but the rest of the song is sung to the tune of “Hava Nagila” starting at “No sir…”